Major works for me. At least your army doesn't use colors for names and ranks.

[If only she knew.]

Aww, you think? But I like how 'Miss genius' sounds!

[Can you hear the pout in her voice? Can you? It's gone as she laughs again though.]

Oh well, you introduced yourself first after all. Bulma Brief, civilian, vice-president of Capsule Corporation and actually unofficial president in functions as well because my father keeps getting distracted with the animals.