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yellowthirteen) wrote2011-11-29 07:53 pm
yellowthirteen) wrote2011-11-29 07:53 pm
The Seventeenth Sortie [Action]
"You will experience a windfall of lunch meat."
"You are no fun. No fun at all."
[Oh, truer words have never been spoken, but oddly, these two horoscopes are currently at odds with each other. Because no matter what David Jordan opens today, a cascade of luncheon meats blast out of it as though it had been kept under high pressure.
It can come from anywhere. A door leading into a shop, a closet, a trunk, a fridge, or even a humble can of soda. Somewhere, somehow, Yellow 13 is going to end up with more lunch meat than he knows what to do with, and much of it might just hit him in the face. He'll be in the various stores and at the bar trying to find something that's not filled with lunch meat. Will he be seen just after an incident, or just before?
Sky's the limit.]
"You are no fun. No fun at all."
[Oh, truer words have never been spoken, but oddly, these two horoscopes are currently at odds with each other. Because no matter what David Jordan opens today, a cascade of luncheon meats blast out of it as though it had been kept under high pressure.
It can come from anywhere. A door leading into a shop, a closet, a trunk, a fridge, or even a humble can of soda. Somewhere, somehow, Yellow 13 is going to end up with more lunch meat than he knows what to do with, and much of it might just hit him in the face. He'll be in the various stores and at the bar trying to find something that's not filled with lunch meat. Will he be seen just after an incident, or just before?
Sky's the limit.]
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